Bill Murray

by Brian
(Denver)

I saw Bill Murray at Denver International Airport. He was waiting for his ride at passenger pickup. He walked near me because I wasn't gawking like everyone else, taking pictures etc.

I said "Hi, what are you doing in Denver?"

"I'm investigating"

"You're investigating?"

"Yeah, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this sh#T"

Coincidentally, our ride showed up and he thought it was his. Apparently the person he was waiting for had the same car as my friend.

We offered to give him a ride, but he respectfully declined.